Friday, December 22, 2006

Quote Me - Christmas Style

"Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded,
to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us...
a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird...
a social being... capable of actual affection...
nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion.
Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it.
Please give our respects to its family..."

--Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon

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