tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30995741.post7266417123461255039..comments2023-01-27T20:36:41.295-06:00Comments on chicagomagic: Second Hand JokesChgoMagichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00902404460067509817noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30995741.post-34429911079385150132007-04-05T21:21:00.000-05:002007-04-05T21:21:00.000-05:00Yes, but you are not a professional magician, yet,...Yes, but you are not a professional magician, yet, because you are still making your living from your "day" job. Not magic. Just keep on using those lines in all your conversations and you will find you'll be a professional magician in no time.ChgoMagichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00902404460067509817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30995741.post-45400686465880560752007-04-05T02:49:00.000-05:002007-04-05T02:49:00.000-05:00Thanks so much for that great advice!Today at work...Thanks so much for that great advice!<BR/><BR/>Today at work one of the girls from IT was flirting with some of the guys and I turned to my boss and said: "She's been on more laps than a paper napkin." and he thought it was hilarious! Then I said: "She's listed in the yelow pages under 'Playgrounds'." and he almost lost it.<BR/><BR/>He asked if he could use those jokes too and I said "Sure, I've got a million of them. I'm a professional magician in my spare time." and he was really interested. He said he might have some work for me if I can give him "mates rates".<BR/><BR/>You're very right. If I can always be "on" I've got so much more chance of getting work. <BR/><BR/>Thanks again!Magical Philhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11607674806672027643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30995741.post-11514321121683813622007-04-02T16:55:00.000-05:002007-04-02T16:55:00.000-05:00Um...Thanks for the offer, but I'll stick to my ow...Um...Thanks for the offer, but I'll stick to my own material. And a little advice, magic phil, remember now that you are the magic man you always have to be "on" so you should use those one-liners of yours even when not doing magic. Just in normal everyday work situations. I think that'll work out great for you.ChgoMagichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00902404460067509817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30995741.post-11510274971288553612007-04-02T05:18:00.000-05:002007-04-02T05:18:00.000-05:00I love your jokes! I have a lot of one-liners over...I love your jokes! I have a lot of one-liners over at my blog you're welcome to use too.Magical Philhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11607674806672027643noreply@blogger.com